i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america
i want to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them
Our Earth is peppered with some 20,000 tons of stardust a year. Scanned from Wonderland of Science. 1930s.
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE
*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
Orange Is The New Black season 3 looks great.
A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep…
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